Safety Message overload

Happy New Year everyone! What a quiet night we had - Callum in bed by 7:30pm and the fireworks did not wake him. We have been out jumping on his new trampoline that he got for Christmas. It's 15ft and a great improvment on his first one. The first trampoline was a Christmas gift when Callum was one. It wasn't recommended for his age (and neither is the new one just quietly) but he had definitely outgrown it. Callum couldn't even lay across it. He is loving the space on this tramp and is becoming very confident with jumping which is fabulous to watch. The safety message for the tramp however is in overkill mode. It is A4 size and has a list of recommendations such as "no bouncing on your head" and "not to be used with alcohol or drugs". There are two on the mat, one on the padding, one on the door and one on every leg of the tramp - there are 6 of them. Every couple of minutes we have to stop and go and read these important messages. Then Callum procedes to bounce his head on the mat. Thank goodness he is happy to just read the one on the mat and I don't have to keep getting in and out to read all the ones on the legs. Callum may be tall and need a 15ft trampoline for space, but I need a step ladder to get in there!